The Best Jokes About British People That Won't Fail To Make You Laugh Aivaras Kaziukonis and Melanie Gervasoni The British have a reputation for having a stiff upper lip, being super polite and reserved, but there's a whole other side of them that never gets enough love. 94. The d-eclair-ation of man's every right. 7. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death.". Only an Italian mama could think her son was God. France is known for its rich cultural significance. 142. There's also French jibes about Belgians living on a diet of beer and chips (frites) and like the pretzel joke, the old notion that in the eyes of the French the Belgians are, well, a little simple. The English Strait was having a rough month, so his friend suggested that he channel his energy into being productive. I hope your Degas great! Some of them are pretty. I erected a monument to a famous French general and president. A tube filled with smarties. So how are you? asks Pekka. Humor can be a metaphorical mode of transport that can make one travel worldwide even if they are stuck in one particular place in the world. Her sister was coming over with her new French husband, and she wanted to impress him with escargot. 147. What does the Lochness monster call his favorite dish? Then he decided to make a sandwich from scratch, including growing his own wheat and catching his own tuna. Original in French: Les Anglais ont invent le foot, les Franais lont organis, les Italiens le mettent en scne. What was the man feeling after he got swindled right under Big Ben? What type of photography do French photographers like? Why do British people always talk about their finances on television? Of Corsican! The chief says to them, "you must die for intruding our land. English lady: I don't care what it's been! Original in French: LAnglais aime damour, le Franais fait lamour. Anonymous. They wouldnt say, No, sorry, I dont want to be interviewed by you, theyd make excuses. Because every play has a cast. Who would think that an oval ball would be so entertaining? 41. Outside work, her interests include music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading. How does one usually feel after visiting France? The great British passion for the joke really took off in the music halls of the 19th Century. Not much, as long as everyone else has got less. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. A ton of money. Hmm, people kept saying it has improved, but to be honest, I didnt find it that good. It depends. "What happened to five?" his wife asked. French Cuisine, and American technology. From the Guillaume de Conqurant (William the conqueror) who set sail from the shores of Normandy, France, to all their subsequent intermarriages with the French royals, theres a reason we say keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!, Original in French: Les Anglais sont un peuple dune tnacit presque surhumaine. Pierre shares amazing stories of his time all over the world. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Chacun se bat pour ce qui lui manque! Gamble in British currency. Most French and Dutch jokes about the Belgians come down to the same thing: Belgians are not very bright. 14. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. They were a little 'tea'd' off. Jokes, however well-intentioned, can deeply hurt someone's feelings. 50. Are you looking for the funniest artistic joke in French to impress your French friends? What was the man feeling after getting swindled under Big Ben? How does a French person greet someone in Americs? 40. In the words of one particularly fine Belgian quip: How does a Frenchman commit suicide? You cant park here, says the cop. And that means they like us more. One of them is run over and the other one says "Oh pure !") Who doesn't love a good potato joke? I only got tea from the grocery store this morning. 10. It is Schengen suspended, anti-Europeans on the march, and the imminent threat of Brexit. 8. ", Because the light at the end of the tunnel is England, The Frenchman says "Adam and Eve must be French. Apologizing, taking accountability, and ensuring that your honest intention reaches the person can help make everyone feel better. How do we know Rick is British? A 'Lu-Tennant. They all stand on a stage in front of the people and drop their pants one by one. Going back into English and French history, for all those conflicts, we have English actor Peter Ustinovs quote about the past, present, and future. But, then, perhaps, theyve been laughing at us for years, and we just havent noticed? The British wanted to find out why the head of a mans penis was larger then the shaft. 155. 41. To be honest, I think the English are more open to the world and know France better than the French know the English. In 2008, British historians tracked down the world's oldest joke a fart joke from 1900 BC. I thought it would be easier to be English, he admits, during an interview at the Rpublique of Coffee (questionable Gallic credentials) in Paris. Their favorite kind is 'immortali-tea'. The English baker was infamous for being a bad musician. And I liked English jokes like: how do you plant an English lawn? What is the main distinction between ohms and watts? What time do British tennis players go to bed? English warlords didn't have a lot of choices when it came to their enemies. 33. And hows the family? asks Pekka. They had reached full 'capaci-tea'. First he set out to live using only French-made products. ', 74. The Estonians on the (hard-drinking) Finns: Two Finns meet up for the first time in years. Dennis Miller, "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? They don't have an option for 'royal-tea'. You can read more French wine quotes here. Why do Brits end up losing weight easily? 'All-quid.'. Is it something thats part of your heritage that you just cant let go of? From rivals to allies, the British and French know how to duel. She's really 'Austen-tacious' now. It was their way of telling Great Britain that they don't need u. Even the waiter was impressed because it was a Chinese restaurant. 9. Not only has it been shaped by its geographical location but also various significant historical events. I Cannes watch the French Riviera from this view. They were real rebels, but ultra-polite and correct and very precise about how they pasted their stickers, he says. As a result of his trip, he decides he is not as English as he had thought. 181. The foreigner continues with the same result. 13. Knock Knock Who's there? Why do British people say, "I'm Bri ish"? Click here for more information. I Musee French art. I am in great Henri to visit France! Two English fish were debating how to pay for the lunch they were going to order. I want the term' England's Royalty' printed on my hoodie. Conan O'Brien, "It came out in the news that Donald Trump was once a producer of a Broadway show. said the dessert. What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing? 'M.I.Tea'. Imagination. Why did the evil man try to poison the baker and his assistant? This does not influence our choices. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Being able to read the room is an essential life skill. 124. "Smiles." Rajnandini is an art lover and enthusiastically likes to spread her knowledge. 17. How did the French woman feel after dressing up for her dinner date? David Letterman, Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?A: "The Axis of Weasels.". How are the British taking to the Metric System? What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. The Swiss on the (not very bright) Austrians: Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red? After living in Paris over 10 years, I can tell you all about it! When the French woman returned home after her trip, what did she say? When I mentioned the risks or asked if people were worried, they said: Its OK, theres time. And there were no demonstrations. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Visit INSIDER's homepage for more stories. Your privacy is important to us. 'armless. A tourist.. creative tips and more. So the other one could drive! He loves to express it on Fox News at any occasion. With French wines being some of the most popular in the world, you know there was going to be a wine joke in there somewhere. It keeps me grounded. 29. I like both kinds of British cuisine fish AND chips. After Eight mints: be a devil, have one before supper. What is written in the book of the French Constitution? If you are looking for some funny French jokes, here is a revolutionary list of the funniest French jokes, Paris jokes, jokes with French play on words, jokes related to the French language, and the French population in general. Candide. If you are planning on traveling to the UK for a trip or educational purposes, these British jokes can help you make new friends. By shooting 15cm above his head, right in the middle of his superiority complex.. Ill bring six pints of Guinness, says the Irishman. "Yes, I are. Parton who? French Quebecois journalist Robert de Roquebrune had this to say about the British, having been born in the land that the English and French fought over for so long. What does a British real estate agent care most about? He has to appoint a 'Tudor'. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." It made no cents. France, and most importantly, Paris, has been the hub of high culture ever since the 17th and 19th centuries all around the world. After all, to learn French, you need to play with words. Every time they make a purchase, they lose a couple of pounds. 14. He works round the clock. A. 103. What do British people like to wear? He asks them. What is the favorite song that French people love listening to? After their first greeting, the British fish said to the American fish, "I can't believe this is the first time we're going to see each other from across the pond.". They don't like to go near 'Wales'. What do you call a sweaty British Millionaire? You sow the seeds and wait for it to rain for 600 years., The food? 39. If you want more puns, you can look into our other articles on geography puns and baking puns. She is fond of classic British literature. So the drivers could see the battlefield. 63. 125. Now Carle, 31, has completed. In one sentence, he hit on all the things they love at the Republican convention: logical fallacies, Obama paranoia, and f*ck the French. Bill Maher, "Hillary Clinton was endorsed by the president of France. He is charming, romantic, and exciting. Reply Shiny-And-New . An ex-policeman explains why cop jokes are so funny. The bartender looked up as they walked in and said "Wow, where'd you get that bitch? Have you ever wanted to break the ice in a conversation but could not come up with anything? Fin-tastic. 2. What do British people eat in the morning? The Swedes have got nice neighbours. 110. I complain about things afterwards, he says. The last time I talked to my brother, he was really sick. If you learn French, you are going to giggle with jokes from France because they are simply the best and perfect just like their countrymen. Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. We saw some lovely and cheap lemons there and I wanted. "So you went ahead and did it?" What seems to be the quietest sports in France? Cheerios, mate! What did the loanshark say to the Frenchman who loaned some money? Finnish comedian Ismo Leikola on pub toilets: Why on earth do the cubicles open inwards? Being a part of the British cavalry? 89. I'll see 'EU' later. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Since much of the English royal court (from William the Conqueror and beyond) was originally French, it is this influence that has seeped into English. Sometimes we French are very self-satisfied and smug; we think we know England because we have visited London for the weekend, but we know very little about the English. 79. 35. 55. Because it gave her the crepes. Brits prefer brooms over vacuum cleaners when cleaning their floors. Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. "Sergeant," said the colonel, "what is that camel doing there?". How do cows stay up to date? Why don't Americans spell "color" like "colour?" That would mean the Royal Family would have to leave too. Why did we get a Newcastle? An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are planning a party. But that might be a sweeping generalization. He defeated Conservative French President Sarkozy in a presidential run-off yesterday. 122. 106. It's funny that the British Empire conquered the spice traders of the worldconsidering they never used any of it in their food. 32. It is time to Hugo to work, mon cherie. What kind of instrument does a British person play? Tried to sue British Airways because they lost my luggage. The country is also considered to be a popular tourist destination as well that have attracted people from every part of the globe just to revel in the scenic beauty of the country, taste their amazing food, and vibe with the rich traditional culture. Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. BriTONS. There is no need to be out on your hunt for some humor in French. And Marmite? Q: How many gears does a French tank have?A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear. How do astronomers organize a party? High heels and fishnet stockings. What do you call a London train that is full of lecturers? It was a revival of 'Les Misrables' called 'The French Are Losers.'" Why do many art critics love to read about French painter, Eugne Delacroix? What do people usually say after visiting France? 1. The breakfast of champignons. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, 48. 34. Eventually they decide to let the people judge. 86. He was so successful, he was awarded the French legion of honor. 21. Wasn't my British accent great? Borrow six eggs, 200g of flour, half a litre of milk or Why do the Dutch make so many jokes about the Belgians? Having been developed throughout the centuries, it had adopted various cooking traditions from neighboring countries as well. What do the British say before they go to the toilet? 'Mortali-tea'. They could only play the hand that they were 'celt'. What do you do after reaching Greenwich? See examples . This is Trois. He thought a game was afoot. There's a great fish and chips shop in London near King Crustacean. A pomme de terrier. And as we all know it, joy is the fuel that makes the world go round. John McCain, "They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. An English journalist went to the train station to catch his scheduled train at 2 pm when someone accidentally mistook him for a luggage handler. Turns out I didn't have a case. 10. I love France. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. Outside work, her interests include music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading. 126. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. I didnt exactly think it would be easy but I thought my love for England and my understanding of the codes and particularities would help. Reason being, things work.. My father was also an inveterate Francophobe, and claimed that the only thing they could engineer well was tires. They are beautiful, and naked, and have all the world's beauty before them. 'McBath'. If the British empire spoke Queen's English does that mean the Americans spoke rebels' tongues? Q. I didnt like that people found it impossible to say no. Perhaps shock, horror were that kid at school who always wondered why the room went so quiet when he came in, So, what is so funny about us Brits? 18. What do you give a British person who made a grave error during a match? What tea can a person from Britain not stand? With a Master of Arts in English, she has worked as a private tutor and, in the past few years, has moved into content writing for companies such as Writer's Zone. Whats the difference between the Swedes and the Finns? Where was a bunch of British people attacked by a gang of chickens? Q. This article contains incorrect information, This article doesnt have the information Im looking for, 40 Best Trombone Jokes And Puns That Don't Blow. A British man started a locksmith service in July 2020. There's no point, you'll just keep moving in circles. 192. He Brexit. You're the missing Lincoln the evolution chart. Credited with discovering and describing over 200 different bird species, he spent most of his life hopping from island to island, describing the wildlife, and moving to. Para-shooing. What did the husband say to his French wife when they were going on a trip? Score: 6. This is why hes ahead. "Paris the thought!" "I Paris the time, by telling knock knock jokes." Knock Knock Who's there? Histoire de pomme de terre C'est l'histoire de deux pommes de terre. I want to know what it is now! 200. 83. Believe it or not, Germans love to laugh, just not at the same things English-speakers do. Why do you eat this thing? "Pop. What do you do if you're driving your car in central London and you see a space man? 133. I'd still have no dollars. The past tense of William Shakespeare. You have to stab him/her with a baguette. The same goes . All my vehicles sit on Michelin tires. Why didn't the Americans like the British coin factory? Fortunately, she is 'Rowling' in money. They go back to his hotel and start making out. For people, yearning to visit France, learn French or anywhere else but do not have current access to, here is a nugget of wisdom. Anonymous. Six months later: one of the Spanish men has killed the other and is now living with the Spanish woman, the three French people have decided to become a threesome and the Englishman is still waiting to be introduced to the others.. They decide to go for a picnic in the park. With a Master of Arts in English, she has worked as a private tutor and, in the past few years, has moved into content writing for companies such as Writer's Zone. Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Its your shoes hes looking at, not his). If there is anyone that has a love-hate relationship, it is Britain and France. 123. What do Great Britain and houseguests have in common? The priest was to be the first to meet his fate. They have a 'Liverpool'. Because the taste is brie-ond brie-lief! 'Hey, macaroon-a.'. creative tips and more. 'Wouldiwas Shookspeared.'. Those were the best of Thames. Or so the joke goes. Jimmy Fallon, "In a new interview, Donald Trump's wife, Melania, said that she speaks English, Italian, French, and German. Ed dit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Whats that about?. French phenomenon Marcel Lucont on English cuisine: What is black and white and red all over? What is it about a good name that can really make us laugh? 'Allo-cate. 157. 131. 16. One of co-workers told me yesterday that he's always wanted to put his dick in the Potato Peeler. The only problem is I'm British 101. A Honey Nut, Cheerio. What did the exasperated Frenchman say when his friend wouldn't keep quiet about France? (In the documentary, Carle is seen pasting a thick layer of the yeast-extract spread over his toast.) Because of the good musee-c. 23. "Toto" jokes are very popular in France among elementary school children, and . 154. Many British people tend to make 'pour' decisions after going to the pub. "Yes, it was provided by our good friends from . They are captured by a tribe of natives. Translated quote in French: LAngleterre a bti Londres pour son propre usage, la France a bti Paris pour le monde entier. American Ralph Waldo Emerson, philosopher. Again, the cops merely shrug. (In case you were wondering, yes, British cars with their right-hand drive are legally allowed to drive on French roads. 'Fish & Ships'. Three reasons Jesus is an Italian: only an Italian son would live with his mama till he was 30. Why did the woman have a horrible time in London? They unload all the cargo, and the plane is still too heavy. 12. Our paths will croissant again. when a black fly lands on his teachers desk. So with stron country pride, the British man jumps off and yells, "God save the queen!" By Mostafa Abedinifard. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Vive la diffrence! 120. Which nuts are British people's favorites? Norman Schwartzkopf, "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." How does every English joke start? What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? On the way home, the woma. If you learn French, then puns can make it easier too. 56. It is now a sort of polite insult. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. 75. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. 38. . 49. From the Brits calling the French cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the French referring to the English as roast beefs, no one is ready to let that traditional rivalry rest. Original in French: Entre la France et lAngleterre, la meilleure chose est la Manche. Douglas Jerrold. Why did children always have toys mainly a 3-foot distance from English kings? French flies. Argus Hamilton, "France has a new president. 3. Because theyre cheap), And pretty much all their neighbours finds the Belgians a tiny bit slow: Why do Belgians have pommes frites, while the Arab world has oil? 4. The English cat, because the Un, Deux, trois cat sank. 116. 'Chess Nuts'. You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. 163. A. This is Six. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. What did the English banker say to the river who was looking to open a new account? You can of course read French books to acquire knowledge. Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. One should avoid a 'casual-tea' as much as possible. What would a French dog who loves eating potatoes be called? 20. He wanted to see the London eye. 19. Here are the funniest quotes and jokes about Britain and France about life, language, food, and love. Regarde le mouche, the student tells his teacher. Peter Ustinov. Yes, its finally payback time for years of our European neighbours having to take our witty jibes: Basil Fawltys interactions with his Spanish waiter Manuel; Al Murrays Pub Landlord and his digs at the Germans, and Jeremy Clarksons well, just Jeremy Clarkson We have dished it out for years, either tongue in cheek or tongue pointing out cheekily over the channel; but now, whatever our political views Remain, Leave or "please just let me sit in a dark room and make it all go away", we cant escape the fact that the rest of the Continent is having a laugh at our expense. 31. She tries to wave down the bartender. 53. What do people in France meet someone they haven't met in a long long time? Saturday and Sunday. Europe isnt just political and economic, its also cultural about all these nations, living together. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. I'd love a trip to England, but I can't Oxford it. 'Equali-tea'. He was 'ticked off'. It was called the bantam of the opera. The cuisine in France is a major part of French culture. Why do people barely complain about life in France? 100. Jay Leno, "The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." This French insult is somewhat outdated so that it has lost its bite. In it, the self-confessed Anglophile travelled to the UK, armed only with a love of the Beatles, David Bowie and Liverpool FC, to find out how much affinity he truly has with Frances cross-Channel neighbours. Never fired. How many days of the week start with t? In France, why does everyone have a confident attitude? What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? 150. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. He didn't want to leave a single 'scone' unturned. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." P.J O'Rourke (1989) Ethnic plane. Une d'elles se fait craser et l'autre s'crie "Oh pure !" (This is the story of two potatoes. So Ill just turn the heating off.. That is his absolute right. fireflydaily.com. 127. How do you say those? Ahti grunts and orders a beer. My sister just came back from her summer semester in England. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? Which vegetable do British people love the most? What do you call a cute British person? 158. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times. Jokes in French are also a door into French culture. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. The Portuguese on the (supercilious) Spanish: Dad, says a Spanish boy to his father, when Im grown up I want to be just like you. Thats nice, son. 105. As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. How do individuals in Scotland, England, Northern Ireland, and Wales ask each other about their well-being on text? 32. In Germany, we dont have to swear. "Parlez vous Francais?" After the work day was over we went to a nearby farmer's market just for a stroll. 130. 43. The English prince has had a really hard time coping at school for the last couple of years. 129. He was trying to fulfill his 'due-tea'. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. It is a beautiful experience to be a part of a group and laugh at each other with each other. But even though we give the French a lot of slack. Et ils finissent toujours par ne pas ltre. Robert de Roquebrune. This is Deux. Carle is early (not at all French), gives two bises (a peck on each cheek very French) and commits the Parisian sacrilege of ordering a large mug of filter coffee. 137. The woman could not speak Spanish so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a little and show her thighs which the seller understood. 7. If a British person is too relaxed during tea time, they can get injured or die. Why did the woman hate being alone in a deserted street in France? 3 - Italian Wars - Lost. ', 91. This list will help you get plenty of jokes in French. Updated: Mar 28, 2022. Some of these are really too good. But nobody wants a Quebecker with a checkered pecker as Chancellor of the Exchequer. There are only a few. The old French military flag was three white Fleur-de-lis on a field of white. ", 70. If you're British. 165. If you don't finish your taxi ride with "anywhere here is fine", are you even British? Gentle jokes about national stereotypes are beloved as are wordplays, puns, jokes with misdirection or mistakes in logic and absurdist humouranything but the act of teasing each other, which is the foundation of . What does the English owl call his favorite TV show? 113. How did you Charlemange-age to pack so many things? I saw him today; he was clearing out his desk. Paris! Fidel Castro visits Moscow and is taken on a tour by Leonid Brezhnev. 25. What do you call a British soldier who lives in a bathroom? A pair of English twins loved to play with water while traveling. "The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity." Traditional French joke: "A plane crashes on a desert island. 159. What does a Czech need to be happy? 3. 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